Here it is, my fantasy Christmas list. All glitter and glitz and gaudy eye patches.

Here it is, my fantasy Christmas list. All glitter and glitz and gaudy eye patches. I think I’ve been looking at too many burlesque photos and indulging in too much Emilie Autumn. Still not quite sure what’s with my recent eyepatch obsession.

I hope ya’ll have a glorious Christmas Eve. Eat, drink, get your party on…and if there’s anyone else out there wishing for glitzy stripper boots, let me know so I know I’m not the only one.