{"id":5694,"date":"2013-03-12T22:02:17","date_gmt":"2013-03-13T03:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fashionvandals.com\/?p=5694"},"modified":"2013-03-12T22:05:11","modified_gmt":"2013-03-13T03:05:11","slug":"prepare-for-your-mind-to-be-melted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/?p=5694","title":{"rendered":"Oozing with Style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a quick hit of mind-blowing absurdity from <a href=\"http:\/\/urb-clothing.com\/\">Urb Clothing<\/a>. Undoubtedly there are times when you think &#8220;oh man, how fabulous would it be if my legs were melting right now?&#8221; Or &#8220;I want to give the illusion that there are fluids dripping out of my pants, but like, in a chic way, y&#8217;know?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-5696\" alt=\"2\" src=\"https:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/2-1024x512.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/2-1024x512.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/2-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I think these melting tights are straight up crazy, but crazy in the way that makes me want a pair. $50 for legware that&#8217;s part creepy, part disgusting, and part trying too hard&#8211;I&#8217;d say that&#8217;s a decent enough price for an epic conversation piece.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-5697\" alt=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/12-1024x485.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/12-1024x485.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/12-300x142.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And check it out in pink&#8211;totally looks like dripping ice cream. So, does <em>anyone<\/em> find these sexy? Or does anyone like the illusion of Gak (wooty wooh, throwback!) coming out of their pants? Seriously, let me know what you think about these, I&#8217;m curious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a quick hit of mind-blowing absurdity from Urb Clothing. 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