{"id":4414,"date":"2012-09-03T16:36:57","date_gmt":"2012-09-03T21:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/?p=4414"},"modified":"2012-09-03T17:09:20","modified_gmt":"2012-09-03T22:09:20","slug":"so-cute-its-creepy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/petephillipsonline.com\/fashionvandals\/?p=4414","title":{"rendered":"So Cute, It&#8217;s Creepy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve hit you with a dose of cuteness. I realized it&#8217;s been all skeletons and darkness on here for a while, so my plan was to balance things out with some adorable lolita finds, but then I came across this &#8220;NeaPAWlitan Sparkle Collar&#8221; by Locketship.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.locketship.com\/new.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"CUTE\" src=\"http:\/\/fashionvandals.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/08\/cute.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"566\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s cute alright, but in my opinion, ice cream cones topped with kittie heads also teeter on the verge of creepy. And so I decided to continue in that direction&#8211;so cute it&#8217;s&#8230;kinda creepy. <img decoding=\"async\" title=\"More...\" src=\"http:\/\/fashionvandals.wordpress.com\/wp-includes\/js\/tinymce\/plugins\/wordpress\/img\/trans.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/77456327\/easter-egg-radish-scarf-made-to-order\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"CUTE2\" src=\"http:\/\/fashionvandals.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/08\/cute2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"452\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next up is a custom-made Radish Scarf by Twinkie Chan, which is cute in a &#8220;that adorable radish is totally trying to strangle you to death&#8221; sort of way.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/93117649\/portfolio-rilakkuma-toast-kawaii?ref=sr_gallery_35&amp;ga_search_query=kawaii&amp;ga_view_type=gallery&amp;ga_ship_to=ZZ&amp;ga_min=0&amp;ga_max=0&amp;ga_page=3&amp;ga_search_type=handmade\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"il_570xN.312417045\" src=\"http:\/\/fashionvandals.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/08\/il_570xn-312417045.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love this decoden toast iPhone case by Silver Leica because, why is the toast dripping? I don&#8217;t know. I guess it&#8217;s supposed to be syrup (white?) or something? But it doesn&#8217;t matter&#8211;so long as it&#8217;s cute, rules don&#8217;t apply.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/93906589\/narwhal-hat-kawaii-japanese-ish-handmade?ref=sr_gallery_19&amp;ga_search_query=kawaii&amp;ga_view_type=gallery&amp;ga_ship_to=ZZ&amp;ga_min=0&amp;ga_max=0&amp;ga_search_type=handmade\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"il_570xN.315303215\" src=\"http:\/\/fashionvandals.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/08\/il_570xn-315303215.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"526\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And here we have a Narwhal hat by Little Popos&#8211;custom-made to fit a child or an adult. On a child, this hat would be the most precious thing imaginable. On an adult it <em>might<\/em> give me nightmares.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/BoredInc?ref=top_trail\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"il_fullxfull.261251889\" src=\"http:\/\/fashionvandals.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/08\/il_fullxfull-261251889.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"697\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And last up, let me introduce you to my two adorable friends&#8211;Toilet Paper and Poo. This charm comes from BoredInc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve hit you with a dose of cuteness. I realized it&#8217;s been all skeletons and darkness on here for a while, so my plan was to balance things out with some adorable lolita finds, but then I came across this &#8220;NeaPAWlitan Sparkle Collar&#8221; by Locketship. 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